There's this horrifying Bigfoot costume FOR ADULTS:
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| ($74, Target.com) |
And then there's this Bigfoot toy, which is an exercise in pure terror.
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| ($97.99, Fisher Price, Target.com) |
Spotted At Target: Bigfoot
Like any white-blooded, middle-class American, I LOVE Target. But I DO NOT love the fact that from Target, you can procure not one but TWO different Bigfoots (Bigfeet)?
There's this horrifying Bigfoot costume FOR ADULTS:
I have nightmares about waking up to something like watching me in my bedroom.
And then there's this Bigfoot toy, which is an exercise in pure terror.
Per the description, this ONE-HUNDRED DOLLAR (!!!??!?!) Bigfoot comes with a remote control that "allows him to walk forward and backwards and the 6 buttons are Happy, Angry, Sleep, Fun, Ball and Exercise." WHAT? "Angry" button? Where's the "Total Panic Attack" button?
I do not BELIEVE this picture of a little boy playing with Bigfoot. You know they Photoshopped a photo of a happy little boy face after the actual little boy shat his pants and ran off, emotionally scarred for life. Could you blame him?
There's this horrifying Bigfoot costume FOR ADULTS:
And then there's this Bigfoot toy, which is an exercise in pure terror.