This Young, Inspired & Proper Inverted Cross Studded Vest Inspires All Sorts Of Jewish Guilt In Me

$290, Young Inspired And Proper, StantonJames.com

If if weren't for my own Jewish guilt and the fact that Ellen, my own Jewish mother (hi, Ma!) would KILL me, I'd be all over this inverted cross vintage denim vest by Young, Inspired And Proper.
I guess I could pretend it's an abstract arrow, or an upside-down bird with an invisible coming in for a landing. Maybe she'd make an exception since it IS Madonna's birthday, and this vest is SO Madonna. Well, Madonna before she became all fakey, co-opted Jewish.